Elizabeth and Mom talk to Dad about the constant rain, Mom’s squeaky windshield wiper, Dad’s dentist office experience, Halloween costumes, Elizabeth’s passive aggressive tendencies when she was a teenager, Dad’s coworker’s discomfort with the podcast, and personal privacy in the Internet age. In the News, Dad has a story about Nebraska’s new tourism slogan and shares a story about a shady motel Mom and Dad stayed in while driving through Nebraska. Mom reads a story about a prankster in Georgia who put googly eyes on a statute, and the criminal investigation that resulted. Finally, Elizabeth shares a story about the winner of a fattest bear contests. Everyone takes a Halloween Dad Quiz. Finally, for Treat Yourself, the podcast tries some Fab! cookies from India.