Phoebe talks to Dad about piano festival, academic decathlon, training Maisy, the Boston terrier to play the piano, Somebody Feed Phil on Netflix, New Orleans, and the time Dad told a stupid joke, but it made him laugh so much he was crying. In the News, Dad reads a story about the Humanity Star, a new satellite which is basically a disco ball in the sky. Phoebe read a story about a pizzeria that’s serving PIEd Pods, a pizza, edible version of Tide Pods, which leads to a discussion between Phoebe and Dad about whether the Tide Pod Challenge is a real thing. Dad reads a story about camels in Saudi Arabia that were disqualified from a camel beauty contest for use of botox. Phoebe and Dad play a few quick rounds of Would You Rather. Finally, for Treat Yourself, Phoebe and Dad rate Macaroni, Cheese and Bacon Flavor Totinos Pizza Roles.